Why You Shouldn't Worry About The North Korea Launching A Cruise Missile

The news section is hot with the supposed-to-be imminent launch of North Korea's Long-Range Ballistic Missile that could reach up to the US territory and create another crisis like the 9-11. Right now, they are refueling, with the purpose of missile unclear. While this might put world into the state of fear and alert many people and nations, fear no more, because this is no more than an acting for South Korea's election.

"What the hell is this guy talking about?" you are probably thinking/saying this as you read. But calm down, I know the situation, this happened many times before, and this is just one more of the example of history repeating itself. North Korea is spending all of its $10 million which they could spend on people's foods and feed thousands and millions of people for a year. But this is only a joke. It is actually the South Korea's political party doing this. The han nara dang, the infamous political party for exploiting people, dominates the government system by assuring people that the world would fall apart without them. Seriously, that's what they are doing. They make up stuffs, lie to you, track and hunt you down, it's basically the 1984, only 18 years late. Research shows that they made up about North Korea's submarine firing missiles at their ships because 1. there was no shrapnel 2. there was no aluminum oxide present anywhere near it. So they are making this up. There are more fishy and suspicious (which obviously they all faked) things going on, but for today we'll focus on the North Korea's Unha 3 missile. It is said to be refueling, which it is. It is said that it could hit the United States' territory, which is a bit skeptical, but plausible at the same time. Purposes are unclear as to why they are doing this. The North Koreans say it's for military practice, the US thinks it's for the long-range ballistic missile, or the ISBM that US feared so much during the cold war. North Korea is actually doing this because the Han Nara dang needs votes for their election. It makes sense - it was election time a couple of days ago, and the results showed that so many idiotic people voted for that same political party over again, which had been screwing up since the creation of the new modern Korea. They - the hannara dang - are behind all this. They are telling the North Koreans to pretend to fire missiles and people would be shocked so that they could win the votes from many people. Some enlightened people (which there are VERY few) protested against this, but the 1% seemed to want to keep its powers, while the 99% are doing nothing.

So, this is a terrible tragedy because it just shows that Koreans are stupid as they are. If they don't change something, it's going to blow up sometime rather soon.