Monday 14 May 2012

Funniest comments on the web #3

This time on funniest comments on the web, where we cover the funniest comments and other Google and Youtube related stuffs on the web, we got a comment on Kaoma's Lambada official music video that still has the highest rated comment or the top comment page.
Right. Brazil video, a guy saying he's going to Brazil, and a need for Brazil condom!
So this guy says he's going to Brazil, connecting his personal experience that is going to happen with the video, which is really inspiring and soul-crying and it just feels like you need to cry and you get so nostalgic and stuff!
But guess who ruins the fun by commenting a totally unexpected comment?
'have fun, but remember to use condoms'
sure it just adds more fun to it.
In fact, it was so funny that I laughed on the floor, and everyone else in my apartment was pretty pissed off that I was screaming and laughing, just rofling.
What is this, use condoms? Brazil condoms?
Wow. The total lol comment and best of all the series!
So that guy thinks the other guy is going to go there and just get a few prostitutes, get laid, and have some sexy time? xD
Even if he does, why are you then telling him to use a condom as if you were his mom or dad?

So funny... :D
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Apple News - New Mac Pro 2012?

Now that Intel had released their newest line of Xeon processors, all of them designed with 23nm CPU, Ivy Bridge is now targeting the low-end server, also known as microservers, and some for the high and mid range processors.

What this means is that Apple is likely to renew their product line of Mac Pros (for professionals) that hadn't been updated since 2009. Ever since 2009, Mac Pros were using the Intel Xeon 3000 family or the Intel Xeon 5000 family - which is adequate enough and still packs some punch today, but getting behind the technology improvements and breakthroughs.

This might be it. After a long time, Apple might release the new Mac Pro, working closely with Intel behind the scenes, ready to launch as soon as Intel updates their processor line and broadcast it to the world. This has been Apple Inc's strategy and it's just how they roll. This allows for maximum profit, partly by the buzz of Intel Ivy Bridge 23nm architecture.

This would be awesome. After being anticipated for a long time, they are really likely to refresh their Mac Pros. I am definitely looking forward that, and it would mean to the other video/graphic professionals that they could get back to Mac, being ensured the highest performance and lowest electricity consumption, with the connectors designed for future, more long-term improvements and enhancements that would allow for long time use of these Mac Pros. Maybe even a motherboard that could house the next generation CPUs. That would be awesome.

Some of the features expected/wanted:
Even more fully customizable interior
Updated software (OpenCL, OpenGL, etc) that would allow maximum use of the newest CPU and GPU
Intel Ivy Bridge CPU line from variety of ranges (high end to low end)
A Nvidia GPU - this is LARGELY needed due to release of Adobe CS6 and all their applications taking advantage in hardware and software acceleration with the implementation of Adobe Mercury Engine or stuffs like that in basically all of their Master Collection CS6 application suite. Also the newest AutoCAD and Maya would benefit hugely from faster hardware and updated software and firmware to support it!
A Thunderbolt port - this one's a bit too obvious!
Hopefully an addition of Blu-ray disk reader!
Everything else should be the same - similar prices, similar specs of other parts (maybe even more efficient power regulation), same disks, same RAM, and all those other factory parts that comes with the Mac Pro.

Hopefully you get an idea of what the new Mac Pro will be capable of along with its expected specs and features, and when it's going to be released/announced! (hopefully soon)

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Friday 11 May 2012

Funniest comments on the web #2

This is a series of compilation of extremely funny Youtube and Google comments and videos/pictures.
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As THE first video ever uploaded to Youtube, this video gets many comments, including this one:
First Youtube video ever!
This guy claims to be watching this on iStone after some idiot pissed him off by posting one of those 'regular' spam comments.
Hilarity insues.
Click on the image to see full size photo.
The usual spam comment saying 'Like if your watching this in 2012' pisses one guy off, and he becomes sarcastic. Really sarcastic so that it's funny (really funny...I rofl'd for 5 minutes)

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Thursday 10 May 2012

What Microsoft's New Bing Enhancement Inspired By Facebook Means For You!

Microsoft just revamped their Bing search engine not too many hours ago, and this time, they've learned something: although it might be extremely irritating and annoying for the users, the social integration works. So, inspired by Facebook, they made the Bing search socially integrated. From all the Google's posts, Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Quora, Foursquare, and more, Bing search engine now depends heavily on the socially optimal search results. I repeat, Bing now depends on socially optimal search results.

First you need to know how this system works. Basically, just like Google's "Page Rank" system where the individual pages are ranked by how important it is, how much back links it has, etc, Bing search engine relies on page "rankings" to search and show the results correctly. But this time, instead of how many links or how much it is approved all around the web/net, Bing now depends their search results in how people from social networks rated each page and how much each page has been recommended, shared, liked, etc.

So on to the part where I talk about what it means for you! It's simple, all leading to one point: unless you are big right now and you have much buzz around all the social networks, especially Facebook, your pages/contents are going to be rated less importantly than others and traffics to your contents, let it be blogs, videos, etc, will definitely decrease. But the popular pages with lots of backs in the social networks, will get more views.

Of course, Bing takes up only like 20% of the all search results, but it's firing a signal - it is highly likely that Google and Yahoo will follow this. In fact, Google already was doing this with the Google+ and the page rank, but this shows that unless you are prepared to take social networking as a big part of creating your content, you are going to be screwed. Big social networks, big fame, enormous amount of fans/likes, more backtracks/backlinks, many, many views, and deep social integration will be critical. Only the 'big' ones got it, and they are the ones with all or some of these criteria.

But you are in hope - I will tell you how you can optimally take your chance to increase views to your channel, blogs, pages, sites and stuffs. You should share all your contents with your actual friends. That way, more friends will see it, more friends will share it to even more people, and that just goes on like a chain reaction, where your contents' popularity rise fast. But of course, there are costs for everything. In this case, you really need to give up your privacy and grow some extra layers of skin on your face. I know it's hard, because I run a small Youtube channel and I have to constantly share my videos with 'real' friends on Facebook where they will see me, and me as a content creator, which is extremely embarrassing. I know. But you need to do it. That is the next trend.

Some of the really good websites to share your contents are Facebook, Twitter (especially if you have a large amount of followers - if you don't, then start today by '#' ing every single word in your tweet!), Reddit, Foursquare, and Google+. Google plus is a virtual ghost town, but many people visit regularly even if they don't spend much time there, so they will stay up to date with your contents and they will share more. Google+ is all about being empty. But the 'socially viral' method works well in Google+ because it's all about sharing, Google, contents, and profiles.

So yes, build a good profile, make many social networking accounts, share with your 'real' friends and just random people, get lots of back links, get lots of shares, get them to share your contents because it is so awesome, share portion of it by yourself, keep putting lots of tags, with ample amount of description, continued effort and scheduled release, and all those strategies are now required, or mandatory in order to survive in this digital web world. It was a perfectly competitive market to begin with!

Monday 7 May 2012

Funniest comments on the web #1

I don't know if you can see this, but look at the top comment.
This video was about a gamer whose controller broke. So he does this video of him destroying the controller, and some guy has a witty comment about it...
"Don't breathe this!"
Hope you know what it means *cough will it blend *cough

Saturday 5 May 2012

SEO optimization - update

In my previous article - here - I discussed about what elements of your contents makes your contents, let it be blogs, articles, Youtube videos, etc, show up higher in the Google's search results.

This time, we add more to those tips. This is something I have found after over 30 hours of research, both online and offline. Also, I have few corrections to the previous blog, with the first being that the strategies actually works for both Yahoo search and Bing search! Second, remember how I said SEOs don't matter when the user has personal results on? Well, I was wrong. The more tags you have, the more likely you're going to show up in a personalized search. I experimented with it after reading an article about it, and it seemed to be true. And here's the last thing I forgot to talk about.

This is a really big thing when talking about showing up higher in the search results. So it turns out that the more back links you have, the higher your contents are going to show up! Even if it's your own websites, fan page, or twitter page! So constantly keep sharing links to your contents even if nobody sees it - at least the Google crawler does, and it gives you a huge boost. Link to your videos on your other contents, cross-link your contents, ask websites to share link to your content, and even share it on Reddit - it's an excellent way to share your contents if your contents are good, as at least 5 people read your post there, no matter what time or timezone you are in.

So that is a short, but extremely useful tip as to how to get large/big on Youtube/Google and get way more views than you do now. Try it, and tell me if it works!

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